{"product_id":"one-drink-away-from-telling-everyone-what-i-think","title":"One Drink Away From Telling Everyone What I Think, Sarcastic Sign, Friend Gift, Funny Office, Good Humor Sign, Gag Gift, Funny Decor","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome, Please read full description below before you purchase. Otherwise, how do you know what you are buying.\u003cbr\u003e\n*By Placing your order you agree to have read everything below \u003cbr\u003e\n*Sign ONLY, No photo props come with your purchase.\u003cbr\u003e\n* Professionally printed directly to the wood. These signs will not peel, fade or crack like others that have been made with vinyl.\u003cbr\u003e\n*The back of the sign is raw unfinished wood.\u003cbr\u003e\n*This High Quality UV printing ensures vibrant colors and long lasting durability, making it a practical and aesthetically pleasing addition for your home, office or gift etc...\u003cbr\u003e\n*These images are watermarked. Pictures are property of North Fork Mercantile. \u003cbr\u003e\n*Make sure your Etsy account information and address are up to date.\u003cbr\u003e\n*Please read all shop policies before placing your order.\u003cbr\u003e\n*Sign measures approximately 6x6x1\/4 inches. (dimensions do not include rope hanger) \u003cbr\u003e\n*Sign is made from quality birch wood. Back of sign is sanded.\u003cbr\u003e\n*Because this sign is handmade, no two will look exactly alike because of natural flaws in the wood (not many), making your sign unique! \u003cbr\u003e\n*Has a jute rope hanger stapled to the back. Very cute statement piece!\u003cbr\u003e\n*Recommended best use under covered area. For outside hanging, we recommend spar urethane to help your sign last longer in the weather.\u003cbr\u003e\n*Light weight birch wood makes it easy to hang with a thumbtack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e*Thank You For Stopping in! Any questions please send us a message! When you buy from us you are supporting a small family business not an Amazon, Big Box or Made in China store.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"North Fork Mercantile","offers":[{"title":"6x6","offer_id":51667278692568,"sku":"NFM-0205","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/5668\/3224\/files\/il_fullxfull.6596721827_n77f.jpg?v=1778484370","url":"https:\/\/northforkmercantile.com\/products\/one-drink-away-from-telling-everyone-what-i-think","provider":"North Fork Mercantile","version":"1.0","type":"link"}